I Love My Car

I love my car

I'll admit today, I've gone too far

To enamor myself of my little motor carI love my dog

I love my pussy cat, I love the rat

That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettesI wish, I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but

I won't see youI've got a head like a soaking sponge

I've got a tongue like a little slug

I won't be bugged by triviaI love my Carl

I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al

I could even find it in my heart to love Mike LoveI wish, I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to

See you smilingI wish, I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but

I won't see you