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I Must Increase My Bust

Do that thing

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bustI've got to admit, I'm obsessed by tits

I've had this problem since I was a kid

I used to look up to my Auntie Marie

Because she had big tits hanging down to her kneesHer nipples were poking right out of her gown

If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around

As I grew older, I made up my mind

I'd get me the biggest ones I could findI must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bustDo that thing

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bustMy ass just got big and my boobs stayed the same

I had to do something cause I was ashamed

I filled up my bra with melons and see

I looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3-DThe trick with the melons a shot in the eye

Not long did I wait to catch the first guy

And of course I forgot that melons do rot

I smelled like garbage, shit warmed upI must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bustI got a new plan, the idea it's real cool

I decided to go to a gymnastics school

There I found out that I'm not alone

Suffering from this flat chested syndromeSo, when I wake up or go back into bed

I remember the wise words that my teacher said

"If you want your man to drown in your lust

You must, you must, increase your bust"I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bustDo that thing

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

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