I Need All The Friends I Can Get

I can see that you are leading her on

I think I know what you are

I can see that you are leading her on

I know what you are

You can't see that you're just the same

As all the stupid people you hate

I'm not saying I'm free from blame

Because I need all the friends I can get

I can get, I can get

A long distance call to a mystery blonde

It wasn't good for business

But you say that she cries when she hears the bird's song

You want to soothe her distress

You can't see that she's just the same

As all the stupid people you hate

I'm not saying I'm free from blame

Because I need all the friends I can get

I can get, I can get

I can see that you are leading her on

You say you're feeling listless

The people are tired and commitment has gone

To this I've been a witness

You can't see that I'm just the same

As all the stupid people you hate

I'm not saying I'm free from blame

Because I need all the friends I can get

I can get, I can get