When I get that feeling
Where I'm busting for the toilet
It really is quite painful
And I really can't ignore it
Today I've been quite thirsty
So I've been drinking water
I know that water's good for you
But I drank more than I oughtaSo I'm looking around
I'm searching for a loo
I don't know where they are
But I really wish I knew
I need a weeeeeeeeI need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a weeI need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-weeI need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a weeI need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-weeThen I get my brain in gear
And I think of a distraction
Like running taps, or waterfalls
Or an Archimedes contraptionSo I think of something dry
Like a desert, rock, or mountain
But my brain won't sit around
Now I'm thinking of a fountain, ohhhhI'm hopping from leg to leg
As I do my wee wee dance
I cannot hold much longer
I might just wet my pants
I need a weeeeeeeeeI need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a weeI need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-weeI need a wee
I need a wee
I need a wee
I need a weeI need a wee
He needs a wee
I need a wee-weeSo I cross my legs
I cross my fingers too
I hope there's time
To make it to the loo
I need a weeeeee
Someone point me in the right direction
There's one there
I think it's freeI did my wee
I did my wee
I did my wee
I did my weeI did my wee
He did his wee
I did my wee-weeI did my wee
I did my wee
And I really enjoyed it
I got it in the loo
And I didn't splash the carpet
I put the seat up
I put the seat down
I did my wee
All around and round
I did my wee
I feel so free
I'm as happy as can be
Because I did my wee
My wee-wee-wee-wee-wee...