Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala laI predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riotI try to get to my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacks me
He says that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensibleLa-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala laI predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riotAnd if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out thereWatching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensibleLa-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala laI predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riotAnd if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out thereI predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
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