I Wanna Be Your Friend

Let me be your friend

Be your friend, be your friend

I wanna be your friend

Can I please be your friendI promise not to drool

On your date when we hang

I just gotta be your friend

Can I please, be your friendHey you, I beg you not to laugh

Cause I despise myself

I need somebody else

To tell me that I'm stupid

Or maybe even cool

I'll leave it up to youTrouble with your bills

I'll lend you all my cash

And you won't even have to pay me backLet me be your friend

Be your friend, be your friend

I wanna be your friend

Can I please be your friend?If the cops chase you down

You can hide in my house

I just wanna be your friend

Let me please be your friendHello, where you wanna go

I'll drive you anywhere

I'll follow you around

In case you need a ride

Take you out to lunch

Nothing but the best

I'll even get the waitresses' telephone numberLet me be your friend

Can I please be your friend

I just gotta be your friend

Be your friend, be your friendI wanna be your friend

I'll never leave you alone

No, I won't

I'll never let you down

You can count on meI'll let you abuse me

Tell all your friends you use me

I won't betray youI'll never leave you alone, no I won't

I'll never let you down

By your command

Giddeeyup!