Well, the rain man comes with his magic wand
And the judge says, "Mona can't have no bond"
And the walls collide, Mona cries
And the rain man leaves in the wolf man's disguiseI wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers
I wanna be yoursWell, the undertaker in his midnight suit
Says to the masked man, "Ain't you cute?"
Well, the mask man he gets up on the shelf
And he says, "You ain't so bad yourself"I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers
I wanna be yoursWell, jumpin' Judy can't go no higher
She had bullets in her eyes and they fire
Rasputin, he's so dignified
He touched the back of her head an' he diedI wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers
I wanna be yoursWell, Phaedra with her looking glass
Stretchin' out upon the grass
She gets all messed up and she faints
That's 'cause she's so obvious and you ain'tI wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers
I wanna be yours