I want a man
I want a man who can squeeze me
I said squeeze me
I want a man
I want a man who can tease me
He's got to please me
I don't care how he looks
Long as he fucks nobody but me
I want a man
I want a man who can stand up
I said stand up
I want a man
I want a man who can stand up
He's got to give out
He can fall out in the morning
Long as he stands up all night long
My man can look like Gravel Gertie*
Wear his hair like your porcupine
He can smell like B.O. Plenty**
Just as long as he's mine
I don't care how he walks
Just as long as he talks
He can buzz like a bee
Long as he belongs to me
He can look like Hairless Joe***
Just as long as I know he's mine
*https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/Gravel_Gertie
**https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/B.O._Plenty
***https://planejunkie.com/hairless-joe/
Lyrics Submitted by John Skaife