I Want My Tractor Back

Poor old bill, met a girl called mary,

She was really quite pretty, but her legs were hairy

But bill didn’t mind

Well they fell in love, like lovers do

Stood at the alter and said I do, I do, I do, I do

Then they bought a little house with a big block of land

And bill paid it off, from working in his band

He was a guitar man

Then poor old bill came home late one night

Sat down on his porch and cried

Cause there was no-one home

Then he checked the shed, then he screamed & yelled

Cause his heaven now had turned to hell

Cause mary and his tractor were gone

I want my tractor back mary

I want whats mine

I want my tractor back Mary

Like Lucille, you picked a real fine time

You can take the chooks you can take the fat cat

You can take the dog, I don’t give a rats

Just want my tractor back

Poor old bill was a broken down man

But he went to work and told the guys in the band

And they went ohhhh poor bill

They didn’t know what to say, didn’t know what to do

They just hoped the beer would pull him through

Then poor old bill took a trip to the doctor

Said hey doc, I’ll take whats on offer

And as he left the doctors, he ran into Mary

Voices were raised and things got hairy

Cause bill went into a rage

Then six months later, they filed for divorce

But poor old bill got thrown outta court

Cause he couldn’t control it

And as mary shook her lawyers hand

You could hear bill laughing cause away he ran

With the tractor, he went and stole it

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Lyrics submitted by Redtown.