I Want To Be Your One Night Stand

I know I may not look like much

Guess the years have been a little rough

I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned

I wanna be your one night standWe'll check in to a dive motel

Carpet's worn and the curtains smell

TV's old, wallpaper bland

I wanna be your one night standOh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine

Oh, makin' love underneath the vacancy signYou don't have to meet my folks

I won't bore you with my stupid jokes

Just a guy with a minivan

I wanna be your one night standOh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine

Oh, making love underneath the vacancy signSo, let's leave the kids at home

You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne

Throw away our wedding bands

I wanna be your one night stand