Things no sober man would ever get to say
I can utter without danger
I can cheat while my fiancée is away
I can pick a fight with strangers
I can damage other people's property
Usually without accounting
See I can't really recall it anyway
All that violence and shouting
All our remorse I spare
Every race I will offend
I will hit on your girlfriend
But I won't have to make amends
I was drunk (I was drunk)
So you can't blame me
I was drunk (I was drunk)
I got amnesty
I was drunk
Now I'm certain
That my conscience free
When your tanked there is no probability
There is no harm is cutting loose in once a while
Haven't touched a drop since Wednesday
Now it's Friday and the weekend is on my mind
It's time you went like it's your birthday
After nine, I can't remember what i had
and the details go all sketchy
That's impossible, that's not like me at all
Pissing on myself and retching
I may Fail to hit the skids
Driving home with sealed eyelids
I might hit-and-run your kids
But I'm excused for what I did
I was drunk (I was drunk)
So you can't blame me
I was drunk (I was drunk)
Plead insanity
I was drunk
yes I changed
and if I could choose
well the shame when I raised which was struck on me
I was drunk (I was drunk)
I was drunk (I was drunk)
I got Amnesty
I was drunk
Now I'm certain my conscience free
When you pissed there is no responsibility
Lyrics Submitted by Joshua Nohra