Build yourself a castle
Keep your family safe from harm
Get into classical music
Raise rabbits on a farmLog on in the night time
Drink a half bottle of wine
Buy a couple of records
Look at naked girls from time to timeAnd people tell me
What a real nice guy you are
So come on, serenade me
On your acoustic guitarAnd don't believe me
If I claim to be your friend
'Cos given half the chance
I know that I will kill again, I will kill againAnd wouldn't it be nice
For all the world to live in peace?
And no one gets ill or ever dies
Or dies of boredom at the very leastAnd people tell me
What a real nice guy you are
So come on, serenade me
On your acoustic guitarAnd don't believe me
If I claim to be your friend
'Cos given half the chance
I know that I will kill again, I will kill againI will kill again
I will kill again
I will kill again
I will kill again