I Wish I Had an Evil Twin

I wish, I had an evil twin

Running round doing people in

I wish I had a very bad

And evil twin to do my willTo cull and conquer, cut and kill

Just like I would

If I werent good

And if I knew where to beginDown and down we go

How low no one would know

Sometimes the good life wears thin

I wish I had an evil twinMy evil twin would lie and steal

And he would stink of sex appeal

All men would writhe, beneath his scythe

Hed send the pretty ones to meAnd they would think that I was he

Id hurt them and Id go scot free

Id get no blame and feel no shame

Cause evils not my cup of teaDown and down we go

How low one would not need to know

All my life there should have been

An evil twin