I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By a Car

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I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitchHey, this is Larry the cable guy

And you just bought my Christmas album

I hope you enjoy and get a lot of laughs

And remember regardless of what the political [Incomprehensible] say

It's Merry Christmas not happy holidays, Merry Christmas