I see ya
walkin out of the chamber of commerce
hoppin in your clean brand new Dodge Charger
as if my role couldn't be any harder
my car is parked at home
with a worn out starter
I smile, you smile
We exchange a couple pleasantries.
I let the obvious fact of it get the best of me
If I want to talk to you next time then I'm best to be
gone like I got something better but nobody's blessin me
You're so sweet, so polite to meet with
Your perfume is so good I could just breathe it
I wish I could get your attention and keep it
but it should really be no secret
I wish you were a hoe!
I wish you were a filthy, nasty, fucking stankin ass stupid ass hoe.
I wish you were a walking cum dumpster with one good tight hole
I wish you were a broke ass prostitute
homeless and without food!
I really wish you were a hoe!
Oh I wish you were a hoe.
I wish my instincts were tellin me to skip the small talk
cause I start stuttering as soon as I see you wa- walk
I'm fucked now. I ain't got nothin to say
all the blood that was in my brain
just rushed in between my legs
It's like I'm blushing
but it doesn't show up in the face
you're so cute but I wanna fuck you
in so many ugly ways!
I know what you're looking for
and baby it ain't me
just save me a piece
for when you may feel the same needs
and if I didn't know better
I would think that I need that
I'd eat that, beat that,
repeat and try to keep that
but with the path I beat
I'd have to wrap it up and skeet that
leave your pad and be askin where the weed is at
you could just call me when you need a ride to town
take you straight to my house
lie you right down
you can stop back by when you need a ride back
but first one more time baby lie back
yeah I wish that it was like that
you're probably engaged and livin on the right track
but I wish you were a hoe!
I wish you were a raunchy nasty
fuckin truck stop five dollar hoe!
I wish you were a filthy hippie
fuckin free lovin givin ass hoe!
I wish that you had no self respect
and someone stole your welfare check!
I really wish you were a hoe.
Oh, I wish you were a hoe.
Why do we even talk bad about hoes, for real though
I wish a hot bitch would just use me for a dildo
she could be too good for me and I could be still broke
or she could be some inbred illiterate hillfolk!
Too many reasons a woman wouldn't be in my catalog
unless she really did just wanna grab a log
we don't even have to be compatible or get along
I'd beat that like a happy ass retard tryin to pet a dog!
Love is like your mother
ground up and packed in a hot dog
love is a pimp who wants to get paid and get his rocks off
love is a slave driver with a gauge full of rock salt
or a junk yard dog who only wants to chew your cock off
love is a preconceived fantasy you make believe
and you would be surprised who it may deceive
you see in a relationship, statistically
the woman's first to go
you say you wanted the truth well, now you know
why I wish you were a hoe!
Lyrics Submitted by Critta Tha ADDict