I Won't Dance

I won't dance, don't ask me

I won't dance, don't ask me

I won't dance, monsieur, with you

My heart won't let my feet do things they should doYou know what, you're lovely

And so what, you're lovely

But oh, what you do to me

I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore

I feel so absolutely stumped on the floorWhen you dance you're charming and you're gentle

Especially when you do the continental

But this feeling isn't purely mental

For Heaven rest us! I'm not asbestosAnd that's why

I won't dance, why should I?

I won't dance, how could I?

I won't dance, merci beau coup

I know that music leads the way to romance

So if I hold you in my arms, I won't danceWhen you dance you're charming and you're gentle

Especially when you do the continental

But this feeling isn't purely mental

For Heaven rest us! I'm not asbestosAnd that's why

I won't dance, why should I?

I won't dance, how could I?

I won't dance, merci beau coup

I know that music leads the way to romance

So if I hold you in my arms, I won't danceI won't dance, I won't dance, I won't dance