Riiiighhhht !
Well the weekend is approaching and I'm gonna have a ball,
But i need fer' get some money from the hole in the wall,
Me card were in, i read the screen and then i had fer' squint,
It said there's no withdrawal's for you today, you're absolutely skint.
Insufficient funds, they've got a cheek,
I've got plenty o' money left i were payed last week,
Well then me phone went off and it were jean and she sobbed,
She said
Bernard you've got nothing your identities been robbed !
They know the chip and me pin and the name of my first pet, OI !
My 13 character password's already been reset, OI !
I can't reclaim a thing cos I've never been insured, OI !
Yes I've just been the victim of identity fraud. OI !
Me savings have been plundered, they taken me for all I'm worth,
They know the date that i got married, and me date of birth,
They used me cards fer' buy laptops in stores far and wide,
And they're floggin' em in a pub in moss side !
And do you know the first girl i went to,
Oh me mother turned and be fer' marriage,
Did they copy me pin when i gave my card in,
To the funny looking fella at the BP garage !
(Garage x14 in background) Right !
They know the chip and me pin and the name of my first pet, OI !
My 13 character password's already been reset, OI !
I can't reclaim a thing cos I've never been insured, OI !
Yes I've just been a victim of identity fraud. OI !
Me finances are in turmoil, not gettin' better,
I shoulda' gone to Palmer's for a cross cut shredder,
My debit and credit cards, are under attack,
Cos they've even got the three digit number on the back !
Did they rifle through me bins for me receipts ?
That's how they've done it it's got 'fer' be,
What about these dodgy email's asking for me bank details ?
Cos they've said I've gone and won the Spanish lottery !
(Lottery x12 in background)
They know the chip and me pin and the name of my first pet,
My 13 character password's already been reset,
I can't reclaim a thing cos I've never been insured,
Yes I've just been the victim of identity fraud.
They know the chip and me pin and the name of my first pet, OI !
My 13 character password's already been reset, OI !
I can't reclaim a thing cos I've never been insured, OI !
Yes I've just been the victim of identity fraud. OI !
Robbin' Devils
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Lyrics submitted by Kyle Bottomley.