Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena
We've got a real special show for you'll tonight
Featuring my new best pal, this guy
He is an idiotSo what are we going to sing about, SpongeBob?
We are going to sing a song about friends
What kind of friends, SpongeBob?
Well, listen up and I'll tell youWho's there for you when you are sad and down?
Idiot friends
Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
Idiot friendsWho puts dodging you so you can save the town?
Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friendsIdiot friends
Idiot friendsYou know SpongeBob
All we're going to do is singing about
What are good for you
Well, what have you done for me?Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Thanks buddy, cashes
Who, an idiot friend would do that?
Let's bring it home, idiot friend
OkayWho lets you ride on his coffins?
Who slaps you hard and often?
What do you and me have in common?
We're idiot friends