If God Was A Woman

If God was a woman

With long blond hair

Would you kneel at her altar

And offer her prayer

Could she be your addiction

Could she make you sin

If God was a woman

And you were her man

If God was a woman

Would you be impressed

If she showed up in high heels

And a pretty red dress

Would you make a donation

Or would you draw the line

Would you yield to temptation

Or savor her wine

If God was a woman

She'd come like an angel

Or a devil in disguise

When she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

Tell me who could we blame

Would she make Jesus righteous

Or completely insane

If God was a woman

Would she kiss and tell

Would we wind up in heaven

Or would we all burn in hell

If God was a woman

She'd come like an angel

Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah

And if she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

And you were her man, yeah

If God was a woman

Would she come like an angel

Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah

When she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

We's all burn in hell

If God was a

Woman, woman, woman, woman

If God was a woman

Tell me who would we blame

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

She'd drive us insane, yeah