If I Could Only Flag Her Down

I don't need her money

I don't need a ride

I got enough connections

I don't need a piece of her hideI just wanna please her

I just wanna squeeze her

I just wanna crash her

I just wanna trash herIf I could only flag her down

If I could only flag her downWell, it's not because of her beauty

And her brand new low cut blouse

It's not because she's so snooty

Or a fine famed millionaireIt's not 'cause she's in motion

In a brand new Cadillac car

It's not because of her lotion

She's a real sweet candy barI just want to meet her

I just want to squeeze her

I just want to crash her

I just want to trash herIf I could only flag her down

If I could only flag her down