Hold a candle to a naked flame
Ask the atheist his Christian name
Try parachuting from a burning plane
Finding someone else you could blameIf I ever thought you'd be lonely
If I ever thought you'd be there
If I ever fought the alimony
Painted pony, you'd be thereEskimo heart Bedouin throat
A butcher trussed up in a camel hair coat
A crowning in the castle, a drowning in the moat
Ocean dried, desert afloatIf I ever thought you'd be lonely
If I ever thought you'd be there
If I ever fought the alimony
My one and only, you'd be there
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