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If I Had One

Jackknife, brake at the traffic stop

Interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot

Fat boy flying on a Fat Boy bike

Weavin' in and out and passin' me byI honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB

Yeah, but deep down, I was wishin' it was meBut if I had one, I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run

I'd be hell on wheels if I had oneCalled my brother said, "How you've been?

We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when"

He said, "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind

I got more bills than I got time"I'd love to weigh the line but my wife just stay on my case

I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"But if I had one, I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday is done

Yeah, I'd try to keep her happy if I had oneSittin' on a bar stool talkin' to a lady

She's runnin' my tab up, callin' me baby

Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her

And watch her shake her money makerBoy if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably shake it the same damn way

Hike it up high 'cause I could get it, son

I'd never buy another beer if I had one

You know things would be different if I had oneThat's what I'd do if I had one of those

I'd do it just like that, right there

Things would be different if I had one, too

But I don't, but if I had one, yeah buddy, ooh buddy

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