If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you a house

I would buy you a houseAnd if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Id buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottomanAnd if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you a K-Car

A nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars, Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars

Id build a tree-fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars you could help

It wouldnt be that hardIf I had a million dollars

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge

In there somewhere

We could just go up there and hang outLike open the fridge and stuff

And thered all be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and thingsThey have pre-wrapped sausages

But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame them?

YeahIf I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat, thats cruelAnd if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you an exotic pet

Yep, like a llama or an emuAnd if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains

All them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars

We wouldnt have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

Wed take a Limousine cause it costs moreIf I had a million dollars

We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinnerOf course we would, wed just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchupsIf I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress, thats cruelAnd if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you some art

A Picasso or a GarfunkelIf I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, Id buy you a monkey

Havent you always wanted a monkey?

If I had a million dollars Id buy your loveIf I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Id be rich