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If I Had a Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

My friend Aileen made a time machine

But was keen on keeping it shiny clean

To travel back in time had always been my dream

So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like WeenAD 33, maybe, you would see me

Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy

You think thats fresh? Well, just youd wait

Id battle rap Chaucer in 1388Id tell Lincoln in 1865

Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise

In 1963, Id make JFKs day

Id say, Before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay?In 2001, Id make the world alright

Id go back to 9-11 and cancel all flights

In my time machine, you couldnt get with me

Because E equals this squared MCMy T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E

Hey, Albert Einstein, throw your hands in the air

Props on that whole 'Theory of Relativity' thingMy T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E

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