If I Only Had a Brain

I would while away the hours

Conferin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin'

While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brainI'd unravel every riddle

For every individual

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'

I could be another Lincoln

If I only had a brainOh, I could tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thought before

And then I'd sit and think some moreI would not be just a nothin'

My head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

Perhaps I deserve you

And be even worthy of you

If I, if I only had a brain