If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours,

Conversin' with the flowers,

Consultin' with the rain.

My head I'd be scratchin,

While my thoughts were busy hatchin'If I only had a brain.

I could solve any riddle,

For any individ'al,

In trouble, or in pain.

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'

I would be another Lincoln,If I only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why,

the ocean's near the shore.

I could think of things I'd never thought before.And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin',

My head all full of stuffin,

My heart all full of pain.I would dance and be merry,

Life would be a ding-a-derry,

If I only had a brain.

vacuum jam,

last two verses then:

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