If I Only Had a Brain (feat. Ray Bolger)

I could while away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be a scratchin'

While my thoughts are busy hatchin'

If I only had a brainI'd unravel ev'ry riddle

For my individdle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts

That I'd be thinkin'

I could be another Lincoln

If I only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things

I'd never thunk before

And then I'd sit down

And think some more

I would not be just a muffin'

My head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

And perhaps I'd deserve you

And be even worthy, even you

If I only had a brain

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