If It Ain't One Thing, It's Another

I got up this morning, tried to get off of work

I couldn't even find not one clean shirt

There was no hot water when I jumped in the shower

I know my boss is gonna dock me an hour

The older I get the more I discover

If it ain't one thing it's another

I got to the car, tried to get motivated

Now I'm stuck in the traffic, all I'm doing is waiting

The fool behind me keeps blowin' his horn

I got my top laid back and it's coming up a storm

The older I get the more I discover

If it ain't one thing it's another

Light bill, phone bill, water and gas

Pay day comes and it goes so fast

There's no way out and I'm telling you brother

If it ain't one thing it's another

I got to the job and I tried to explain

The boss said, "You won't have to do that again"

I called home just to tell her the news

She said, "Bye, bye, baby, I'm leaving you"

She took the kids and she's gone to her mother's

If it ain't one thing, it's another

Light bill, phone bill, water and gas

Pay day comes and it goes so fast

There's no way out and I'm telling you brother

If it ain't one thing it's another

If it ain't one thing it's another