If Jesus Drove A Motor Home

If Jesus drove a motor home

I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?

Checking out the stereo

Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes

Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes

If Jesus drove a motor home

If Jesus drove a motor home

And he come to your town, would you try to talk to him?

Would you follow him around?

Honking horns at the drive through

Double-parking at the mall

Midnight at the Waffle House

Jesus eating eggs with y'all

If Jesus drove a motor home

Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammad in a train

Here come Jesus in the passing lane

But everybody smile

'Cause everybody's grooving

Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving

With a bona fide motorized savior

Now if we all drove motor homes, well maybe in the end

With no country to die for, we could just be friends

One world as our highway ain't no yours or my way

We'd be cool wherever we roam if Jesus drove a motor home