If walls could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things to make you cry my dear
Ain't you glad
Oh you oughta be glad
that walls don't talk
No they don't talk
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob
When your away, away on your job
Ain't you glad
Oh you oughta be glad
that doors don't talk
No they don't talk
If cars could tell who's been inside
And who's been taken, taken for a ride
Ain't you glad
Oh you oughta be glad
that cars don't talk
No they don't talk
If shoes could tell where they've been
When you claim that you've been visiting a friend
Ain't you glad
Oh you oughta be glad
that shoes don't talk
No they don't talk
In a world of trouble we'd be
the things they's tell on me
My love life would be through
'Cause I'm guilty, how about you ?
If things could talk that way
Ain't no telling what they might say
Ain't you glad
Oh, you oughta be glad
that things don't talk
No they don't talk
Aint you glad
That things don't talk
cuz if they did
we'd all be in a world of trouble
Oh aint you glad
I'm so glad
that things don't talk.
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Lyrics submitted by Susan Osing.