I'm a Monday night football, Friday night pool hall guy
I ain't never been one to let a good time pass me by
You're standin' there statin' you're tired of waitin'
My celebratin's gratin' on youIf you feel that way, if it'll make you stay
Well, here's what I'm gonna doIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl
You'll see how low a man can go
When his back's against the wallI'll be grovelin' in the gravel
If you make that taxi call
If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawlYou're a one man, pure gold genuine good ol' girl
You've been waitin' on me to get tired of my neon world
Now the turn you've taken has got me shakin'
It's a heart breakin' wake up callNow I'm seein' how you see me
And I feel about shoe top tallIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl
You'll see how low a man can go
When his back's against the wallI'll be grovelin' in the gravel
If you make that taxi call
If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl