If the Back Door Could Talk

If the back door could talk just long enough to tell me

Who goes out just when I come in

Well she says I must be dreaming yet I know that she's been scheming

And I wonder who goes out when I come in

If I could see inside those wall without goin' in

And believe the one who's with her now is just another friend

I don't care I know his name after all he's not to blame

Still I wonder who goes out when I come in

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If I could see inside...