Through my mailbox, a letter dropped
An invitation to a rock 'n roll hop
Sent to me by a friend of mine
Who lives in a castle with Frankenstein
Got to the castle about a quarter to eight
Swam the moat, climbed the gate
I knocked on the door and went in the hall
Where the monsters' union was having a ball
[Chorus]
Igor, Igor, funny little man
Standing there a-grinning, with a shovel in your hand
Igor, Igor, what's your plan?
Going out tonight and dig a rock 'n roll band
The band was great and the floor was wide
Three big cats rocking side by side
Up one side and down the other
Dracula was dancing with Frankenstein's mother
The joint was jumping, really moving around
When all of a sudden, I heard a weird sound
Be-bop she-bam and a be-bop she-bee
The Purple People Eater was eating on me
[Chorus]
Dinner was served about a quarter to ten
A headless waiter was a-bringing it in
I got a funny feeling in the bottom of my tummy
For sitting on my right was a big, fat mummy
Party was over, it was time to go
Igor turned the lights down low
We all had a ball blowing a gasket
But now it was time to get back to the casket
[Chorus]
Igor, Igor... (Yeah, yeah!)
Igor, Igor... (Yeah, yeah!)
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Lyrics submitted by Matthew Johnson.