Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze, I spend my time
I talk about silly thingsI like to talk about Jesus Christ
And 'cause I wonder what would happen
If He passed you byWould you be scared?
Now, would you believe in him?
Would you bust your asses
To get him institutionalized?Well, I bet He'd be cool
Well, I bet He be damn good looking
Well, I bet that He smelt divine
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's obsessionThat just one of those people
Smell good all the time
There's no reason whyWhat would He wear
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or be Urban Outfitted?
Well, I don't think soWell, I bet He liked Gaultier
Although you'd never find him in it
I bet He liked GaultierLord, I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my directionYou know, every once and a while
I shoot the breeze, I spend my time
I talk about silly thingsAnd tonight I'd like to talk
To you about Jesus Christ
And 'cause I wonder how we'd deal
If He just passed you byWell, I bet He'd be a star
Well, I bet my Star Wars figures
He would be a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino, next-big-thingPrima Donna, then he'd appear on Oprah
But you know what? I don't think soBut could you imagine Him
Hanging Piccadilly Circus
Time Square, the Walk of Fame
At Christies He could easily become a regularDid you know what? I don't think so
Well, I bet my speeder bike
He'd turn his back on all of thatLord, I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my direction
I need Your protection
Spend some time in my directionSome people have just got it
You know, like standing next to Elvis Presley
Well, then multiply that feeling by 1 million
And you know what I'm talking about'Cause I'll bet He was cool
Man, I bet that cat was
So damn good looking, baby