What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your troubleI'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againWhat do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone youNever fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm now
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion.I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love againOut of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again