I'm Bored

I'm bored

I'm the chairman of the bored

I'm a lengthy monologue

I'm livin' like a dog

I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight

'Cause I'm bored

Just another slimy bore

I'm free to bore my well-bought friends

And spend my cash until the end

'Cause I'm bored

I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the board

I'm sick

I'm sick of all my kicks

I'm sick of all the stiffs

I'm sick of all the dips

I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight

'Cause I'm bored

I'm bored

Just another dirty bore

All right doll-face, come on and bore me

I'm sick

I'm sick of all my kicks

I'm sick of all the stiffs

I'm sick of all the dips

I'm sick

I'm sick when I go to sleep at night

I'm still sick in the broad daylight

'Cause I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm the chairman of the bored