I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus

I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

I'm gonna kick him in the balls

Cut them off and shove them down his throat

I'm gonna kill that fat ass elf

I'm gonna send him straight to hell

I don't care, he can fuck a goatSanta gonna be decapitated in his workshop while he's masturbating

All the little kids on Santa Claus lane gonna see his head impaled on a candy cane

Making my list and checkin' it twice and I don't give a shit if he's naughty or nice

Comin' at Santa with a chainsaw, kick down the door and cut his fucking head offSanta Claus gonna be dead

Cuz I'm gonna cut off his head

Gonna make Santa bleed

Gonna kill Santa Claus on Christmas eve