I'm impressed, I'm impressed
When that gorilla beats his chest
Fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When the torpedo in the vest barks, his orders, I'm impressedAnd I find that my head's nodding yes
Though my legs are not following
I'm inspired by events
To remember the exits in back of meI'm impressed, I'm impressed
When that gorilla pounds his desk
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
Through generalissimo's request, I can't help but feel impressedOn the one hand
He'll give you five good reasons to follow him
On the other hand
You see nobody leaving the stadiumI'm impressed, I'm impressed
By that Godzilla's flaming breath
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When the tornado from the west crushes buildings, I'm impressedAnd I find that my head's nodding yes
Though my legs are not following
I'm inspired by events
To remember the exits in back of meI'm impressed, I'm impressed
When that gorilla beats his chest
I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed
When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders, I'm impressed