Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy
'Cuz I got a crew bitch, a crew like you ain't never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waitin' for the day to put you in your place
I had the fat bearded lady sittin' on your faceBitch boy bitchy you might get hurt
Dead Carnival clown puttin' in work
You think you the shit 'cuz you think you to the upper hand
But why don't you come and meet my boy the strong manAnd he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your muthafuckin' neck until your head flops
'Cuz I'm runnin' with the bianja muthafuckas
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya, and flick your nutsSee I was born to 'cuz a kid like Carny Ruckus
I came out the neden and started to choke ya muthafuckas
I leave the school drop a stick in half way out your dome
The worst part about it is, I'm not aloneJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairI'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek
And they would love to stick they thumbtacks on my seat
And they would throw they spit balls at the class freak
And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep'Cuz I fuck around with books and the severed barn
Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards
And at night just when I'm feelin' lonely
The clowns come to my bed and juggle for meSo don't fuck with the Shaggs 'cuz I cast spells
And don't come cryin' to me when your tongue swells
I'm hangin' with freak shows, like
Crab Boy, Snake Boy, Flipper and Scab BoyAnd a man who can eat his own fuckin' face
And then shit it out and screw it back into place
If you don't think so you can suck my bone
'Cuz I tried tellin' ya man, I'm not aloneJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaks
Jokers and freaksWell, I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jump Steady
Nate, The Mack and Violent J and Uncle Freddy
Chunky mutha fucky and Scott they got my respect
But I really like to hang with ol' rubber neckA freak show from the circus that you don't know
And I fucked the Lion Lady in the neden hole
And sometime she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts
And it feels so goodSo tell your boys that the yellow beats are jump circuits
I walk around your neighborhood chokin' muthafuckas
I used to be a fool but then the jokers got juice
Shit changed when I started hanging out with ZeusAnd if you take me out you know I'm comin' back again
With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon Man
He come flyin' out the barrel doin' Mach 9
With his fist comin' straight for your spineNever fuck with the Shaggs 'cuz it's always tickin'
I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken
So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone
Muthafucka better realize, I'm not aloneJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaksJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chairJokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the muthafuckin' head with a chair