Well, two bees in a bucket, mother motherfuck it
You either Flavor Flav it or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me
I fucked that lady in the bed, I missed that pussy and I bust a spread
I tried it again in a thumping wagon, the bottom fell out
And her ass started dragging, tried it again and I failed to grasp
I missed that pussy and I bust my ass then I fucked this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said, "Run-DMC"
I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her so I stepped to her
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said, you're the type of girl that I can't pass over
Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
'Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
'Cause Mister Nice Guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
Waxing that ass like Rain Dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the Comfort Inn tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah, I'll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
Naw, I'm just playin but it's still the same
'Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang