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I'm So...

Woke up one morning, I was really depressed

That kinda day when gettin' dressed

Is like the hardest fuckin' thing that you could ever imagine

Suckin' hard, yeah, I was cold tragin'

So I tried to make myself feel better

Called up Kim and then I met her

'Cuz she always makes me feel just a little bit stronger

And I needed advice, wonder if I was wrong for

Splittin' with my baby, it was almost two years

Which is a lot you know in dog years

But anyway, I wrote enough songs about him in our day

So I'm gonna stop now and put it away in the back of my brain

And tell you 'bout the other shit I have to complain about that day

Picked up the guitar, tried to play

Couldn't get past the chord A

And E and C and fuck, it was boring

All of a sudden there's a knock at the door and it was my old neighbor

Who wakes me up every mornin' 7:30 a.m.

Ridin' her exercycle blastin' lite FM

But she tells me I gotta keep it down

I give up, I'm so down

I hate where I be livin' on Clinton Street

The other day I saw a dead guy lyin' under a sheet

And these 14 year old pushers tryin' to sell me dope

And the fuckin' salsa music I can't even cope

I used to really love livin' on the lower east side

But when I walk down the street, "Yo pussy need a ride?"

Is what I hear from every mac muthafucker givin' hassles

Yo punk, I ain't a stripper, you see some tassels?

Crawlin' all over the apartment are cockroaches and moths

And my ex-boyfriend says I act like David Lee Roth

All these record labels calling but they don't produce the cash

Yo boy, shave that goatee and uh, then call me back

I'm working two different jobs and I'm always fuckin' broke

Eatin' tofu everyday and uh, maybe a coke

Feelin' down, feelin' bad, feelin' slow like a turtle

Come on, get me off the mike 'cause I'm frontin' like Urkel

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