Impotency

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Impotency really sucks

I don't know why I can't get it up, why me? Why?

All of my friends make fun of me

Hard to ejaculate, easy to peeNow I can dance with girls

Without getting a woodrow

I'm flaccid and limp, I can't get an erection

(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)There must be something wrong with me

I will never get laid, I've got a penis infection

There must be something wrong with me

Uh, duh, impotencyI went to my doctor the other day

He asked me if I was straight or gay

Well, my eyes are slanted

That's not the problemCan't you see, you stupid rug rat?

I've got a problem

Actually, I've got a case called impotency

Oh yeah, yeah