Romeo and Juliet
Louis and Ms. Antoinette
Napoleon and Josephine
Mickey and the Rodent QueenAntony and Cleopatra
Nicholas and Alexandra
Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane
Superman and Lois LaneImpressed
I am not impressed
I love you the best
I am not impressedIt's a bunch of losers
A lot of fools, a list of victims
Not all that cool
And we've got nothing in this world
To live up toI'll never kill you, this I swear
Then kill myself just to be fair
I'll never need another queen
We'll never face the guillotineBecause love is gentle, love is kind
Doesn't poison baby's wine
Isn't jealous or provoked
Doesn't quit or give up hopeImpressed
I am not impressed
Forget all the rest
I am not impressedIt's just a bunch of losers
It's a lot of fools
It's a long list of victims
It's got nothing to do with me and you
Etcetera