In My Heaven

In my heaven there ain't no lawyers

Don't need names on dotted lines

Folks do business like they oughta

A good firm handshake works just fine

We feed lawyers to the lionsIn my heaven there ain't no children

Totin' loaded guns to school

Ain't no such thing as peer pressure

Being who you are is cool

They still teach that golden ruleIn my heaven we hurt no one

No lying, crying or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there in my heavenIn my heaven I sing like Elvis

Play guitar like BB King

Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron

Batter, batter, batter swing

I can do most anythingIn my heaven we hurt no one

No lying, crying or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there in my heavenI know that it's God's decision

What my heaven's gonna be

And I ain't tellin' him his business

But if He left it up up to meThen in my heaven there's football with no referees

In my heaven there's never been an injury

In my heaven angels yodel when they sing

In my heaven the fish'll bite almost anything

In my heaven, in my heaven, in my heaven