Heard you got detention three times this week
Playing with the bad kids down by the creek
When I was your age, oh I, did the same
I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explainDefcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stunDefcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gunStraight out the mothership! Weaponized FunkLet me back up 2
0 years or so
Before I met your mama
I was livin' on the road
I met a belle from the astral planes
Hopped in my 710
I was never quite the same
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized FunkIn walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gunStraight out the mothership! Weaponized FunkOne last word to the wise
While we got time to kill
If the X-rays don't get ya
Then the heartbreak surely willWhen it was over, all I had to show
Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose
From east of Needles to eternity
Space truckin, son, ain't what it used to beDefcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gunStraight out the mothership! Weaponized FunkDefcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized FunkIn walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership!
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