I'd be really pleased to meet you
If only, I could remember your name
But I got problems with my memory
Ever since, I got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of Legoland travelling incommunicado
And I don't give a damn, for the fleet street aficionadosBut I don't want to be, the back page interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my hand prints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard
A dummy in Tussauds, you'll seeIncommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicadoI'm a marquee veteran a multi-media bonafide celebrity
I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight responsibility
I'm a rooting tooting cowboy, a Peter Pan with street credibility
Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternitySometimes it seems like, I've been here before
When I hear, opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity, call it 'Deja Vu'
I just put my faith in destiny, is the way that I chooseBut, I don't want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding Limousine
Or currently residing in the where are they now file
A toupee on the cabaret scene
I wanna do adverts for American Express cards
Talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France, my own cocktail bar
And that's where you're gonna find meIncommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicadoSometimes it seems like, I've been here before
When I hear opportunity, kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity, call it 'Deja Vu'
I just put my faith in destiny, is the way that I chooseIncommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado, this is only way
Incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado
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