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Incredibad

Now let's take a trip down memory lane

Back to junior high school where it all began

Three bad little kids raising hell at school

We were just thirteen straight acting a foolEveryday after class Kiv's house was the spot

Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught

Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same

Till one faithful after when everything changedOne day playing punch out up in Kiv's room

The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom

Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke

Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke

Yo, let's go check this out man, oh I bet, let's goAll the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement

Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship

We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide

And a little green dude stepped out from insideHe said, I'm from Mars and I come in peace

I have something to ask and it's not discrete

There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix

And you three kids are the ones who can heal itBut we're just thirteen man, what can we do?

How should I put this? I think we should screw, what?

On my home planet, we can no longer breed

I've been sent to self-precept so we can store your seed

Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex

Man, I'm a virgin, we all are betI'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes

Ah, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs

You'll be heroes in my planet, but why us three?

You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust meYo, should we do it? man I don't know

To I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I, I

Okay we're in, cool, who should go first?

I have three depositories to capture your burst

Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking

Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinkingWe pouted the drink and started getting tipsy

Then took our positions and started getting frisky

One in the front and two in the back

Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trapKeep humping away, my wife and family thank you

I'm about to explode, yo son me too

Three way climax, best friends forever

What a pleasure to lost our virginities together, yeahAndy, Jorma, Akiv, you've saved my race

Your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space

We looked at each other, didn't have to talk

Knew exactly what we wanted before he took offMr. Alien sir, for what it's worth

We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth

Your wish is granted and thanks again

I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend

What happened today was both incredible and bad

Therefore your name is IncredibadIncredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad

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