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Indoor Games

Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff

Dusting plastic garlic plants they snigger in the drought

When you ride through the parlor

Wearing nothing but your armor playing indoor gamesOne string puppet shows amuse your sycophantic friends

Who cheer your rancid recipes in fear they might offend

Whilst you loaf on your sofa sporting falsies and a toga

Playing indoor games, indoor gamesYour mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife

Who pats her sixty little skins and re-insures your life

Whilst you sulk in your sauna 'cause you lost your jigsaw corner

Playing indoor games, indoor gamesEach afternoon you train baboons to sing

Or swim in purple perspex water wings

Come Saturday jump hopper, Chelsea brigade

High bender-trender it's all indoor games

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