Germans Love To Insult ME
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friendsScottish don't speak a language
The British Love To GOB
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of NagoyaCanadians talk shit ABOOT me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken downThe Kiwis I cant remember
Russians turned us away
Australians are so fuckin cool i got no shit to sayBrazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shits to us
the French like Jerry LewisThe Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fuckin tall
but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them allSo lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers