It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar
up on your forehead, for everyone to see
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when you got no relatives,
to sign your Hogsmeade permission slip
and it ain't when your stuck inside the castle
and all your friends
get to party on the weekendIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when some goblet pukes up your name
and you have to fight a whole pack of dragons
while everyone's watchin'
but then you gots to save everyone's ass from drownin'It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meI gots to go stand trial in front of the Ministry
'cos I've been usin' magic when I wasn't supposed to be,
but don't they understand
that the Dementors were at hand
and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeahIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when Trelawney says your gonna die
I've got the Grim, it seems so grim
and all my tea leaves look like this dog that's
been stalking me
and what's up with this crazy-ass mental patient
tryin' to kill meIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when
Professor Umbridge is so gad damn mean
and I have to write until I bleedIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed
in some cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria
or some place like that
we don't really knowIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long
and you get to see any of the cool punk-rock shows
down in London(Hey)It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make
whatever the hell he's askin' for
'cos it's your first damn day of schoolIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when this gross-ass lookin' house elf
shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello
on your uncle's dinner partyIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meI gots to occlumency class, I got lessons with the Snape,
the Snape, the Snape (x 9)It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer long
and you don't know what the hell is goin' on
until you're walkin' home one night
and you meet some crazy Dementors
that are bent on suckin' some souls
tonightIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meIt ain't easy when your whole entire life is decided by some
stupid prophecy that's stored somewhere down in the Ministry
What the hellIt ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' meWhoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
(x 16)It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
Harry Potter